Membership
Open your own branch
Take a look around. Do you own a bookshelf? Multiple award show annuals of varying degrees of respect? The ability to catalogue a miniscule amount of reading material? If so, then you’re the perfect candidate to open a Ben Dunn location in your area. Doing so is a great way to deter idea thieves in your agency. Whenever that certain somebody brings ads to you that have clearly been done in the past, yank out proof from your Ben Dunn library and send said person back to the drawing board. (Little known fact: The term ‘drawing board’ actually came from Ben Dunn’s habit of drawing all of his ideas out on wooden planks obtained through his family’s international logging cartel. To this day, advertising agencies still waste more paper than any other industry known to man.)

